He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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