chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
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It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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