the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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