just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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