Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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