no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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