i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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