I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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