Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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I just gift wrapped bread.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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