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Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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