As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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