I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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