A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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