If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Congratulations! We have a period
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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