Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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