Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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