No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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He better not be in your backpack
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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