singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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