yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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