Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
cat food counts as protein by the way
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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