So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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