I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Actions speak louder than pants.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
BRING THE BAGELS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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