: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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