Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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