I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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