yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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