I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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