she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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