There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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