Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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