Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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