pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
