maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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