I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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