I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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