why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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