If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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