o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
