I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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