i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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