before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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