I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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