I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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