I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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