My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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