i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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