You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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