we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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