i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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