I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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