are you still at the devil's house?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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