The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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