I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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