Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
it's great music for shaving your balls
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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