that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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