Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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