i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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