Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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